Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people

She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people

Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

As a weird little kid who went as a *dead* butterfly one Halloween, this brings me great joy

every time i think, i take 10 damage

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

if you have cool weird parents you don’t get credit for being cool and weird. if ur mom raises lizards and teaches interpretive dance and named you Genesis Wizard you had an unfair advantage and, after adjusting for inflation, you’re a normie

@madeofwhitebone

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

west virginia

I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

As a trained conservation biologist this is the most important step we can take. You do not understand how many issues we could solve if people bought most of their food from local sources.

the portrait of Doggian Gray

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

3 questions: why

Who, in their right mind, would think about doing this!?!?????

Aw man I just spilled all my antique gunpowder collection better vacuum it up and aw dog there goes ma cigarette better suck that up too and oh shit