work it out!

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

No no they could be onto something here

What's the worst that could happen? Worth a shot.

Ah. splanters. In and on my penas. And yeah they're haunted.

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.