broken isn't the same as unfixable

[ID: notes app screenshots of a list of every date in October]

this aged like lukewarm milk on a texan afternoon

Date of Origin: May 10, 2018

It's him, The Woker

someone with speech difficulties is not "refusing to speak" to piss you off specifically. whether someone is able to speak or not is completely out of their control, and I can promise that you getting annoyed at them (or choosing to ignore their other communication methods) isn't helping

Not to be that person but I feel like sometimes Shrek being so memeable prevents people from seeing how truly revolutionary and radical the first two films really were. A children’s fairy tale that argues that no, ugliness does not mean bad and beautiful does not mean good. A fairy tale that argues that everyone deserves love, even those cast out of the margins of society. A fairy tale that dares to have a female protagonist not be conventionally attractive or helpless. A fairy tale that argues that love does not happen at first sight, but is grown through mutual respect and interest. That’s pretty fucking sick if you ask me

@todaysbird

they listened to this during the crusades

You can only listen to this if you’re named Christian

It’s like those subliminal hypno videos but for making people Christian

Your kindness should always include yourself.

when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you’ve got plans in the afternoon? well that’s your whole day

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine