bad puns galore

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

The difference between a crocodile and an alligator is if you see it in a while or later

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

Fat woman: *exists* Man #1: you are disgusting and unfuckable, therefore worthless Man #2: not so fast. she is not totally worthless. I would fuck her #bodyposi #feminism

also he is black and has a 'dutch white woman' alter ego on facebook where he is in SEVERAL facebook groups for moms who like to share 'funny photos' and sometimes he shares his own funny photos and reacts to other peoples funny photos with his (dutch white woman) bitmoji and it's absolutely insane its so fucking funny..... this man........ im obsessed........

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

My momma once told me not to be scared of the noises in the woods because if something was going to kill me, I wouldn’t hear it coming. I’m fine now but my brother doesn’t leave the house

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

This is pure art.

For those curious, this was taken at the Oceti Sakowin camp during the No DAPL protests in Cannon Ball, North Dakota. The photograph is titled "Defend the Sacred" by Ryan Vizzions. I did not find the name of the subject on horseback.

will someone please tell hozier that when wasps pollinate figs they die inside the fig and the fig slowly grows with the wasp inside it? and also that every kind of fig tree has a specific kind of wasp meant to pollinate and die inside it? feel like he could make that pop

Those are specifics figs and specific wasps. Not every fig does this.

not with that attitude

i think about this tiktok literally every day

@adrianshephardofficial

if im being honest im just having some sips of my water

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

bimbos and himbos of the jury,