i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

sometimes home is a person

*flies past*

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

@elodieunderglass not legs, but seems like something you'd want to see anyway.

Enchanting chorb! Thank you!

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

put in timeout by the narrative

dommed by the narrative

i can't post anything