sometimes home is a person

*flies past*

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

@elodieunderglass not legs, but seems like something you'd want to see anyway.

Enchanting chorb! Thank you!

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

put in timeout by the narrative

dommed by the narrative

i can't post anything

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.