trash for your dash

Common eider

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

we have to start running a massive PSA campaign to young gay people so everyone understands there is a difference between being a dom and being a top and between being a sub and being a bottom. and also that sometimes you are neither a sub nor a bottom and you're just like shy. we need to be handing out flyers we need ads at every train station spreading the word

i was not expecting this to get notes. i appreciate the thank yous and acknowledgments in the tags from fellow shys who top or dom and are tired of assumptions

BESPOKE

Its okay (I cried all night and all day bc of it)

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things