i can’t see/hear the phrase, “you’re beautiful” without the primitive part of my brain producing a perfectly clear rendition of James Blunt going “YAH BYÜTEHFA'AL”

If we are mutuals I am blinking slowly at you like a cat I hope you know

If we are friends? Well you can find me laying on your keyboard in an attempt to mirror you like a cat. I hope u understand.

I love every single person who reblogged this

Have a great day x

Juvenile punks are brightly colored as a form of protective visibility, allowing their parents to find them easily and preventing injuries such as traffic mishaps and accidental mosh pit squishing. As they mature, punks develop their darker, studded adult plumage.

That was…not the description I was expecting, but it’s perfect.

All mothers I’ve ever known were effectively single mothers, even when they had a husband.

a LOT of women agree with this but men like….. universally object its hilarious

Tbh I predict a lot of post covid divorces. This is a very common story.

Don’t forget a whole lot of the people who worked for Reagan (who understood very little of any of his policies, between being not very bright and the dementia) also worked for both Bush White Houses.

consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

Sources?

Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”

YES ✊🏿