I’m making a new blog cuz this one is too unorganized , so if u see stuff randomly disappearing I’m moving it to the new one, I’ll give the new blog name when I’m done

Ok here’s my new blog @ringo-phoenix 

I’m making a new blog cuz this one is too unorganized , so if u see stuff randomly disappearing I’m moving it to the new one, I’ll give the new blog name when I’m done

Ok here’s my new blog @ringo-phoenix 

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

I’m cute with or without makeup but if my hair is ugly l am ugly

mom said it’s my turn to take those old records off the shelf and sit and listen to them by myself

I like conversations where I don’t have to think about what to say. It just comes naturally.

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said “well im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

Bringing this one back, while I’m reminded.