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not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

#on a bit of a pathologic lockdown at the moment

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RuPaul: [Dressed as an extravagant version of the Mulholland Drive nightmare lady] Our guest judge tonight is America's sweetheart, David Lynch!

David Lynch: Hi Ru

RuPaul: So David, do you think the girls will Erase our Heads tonight, or will they leave our Velvets Blue?

David: I think they'll be as good as a good cup of hot, black joe [Looks at the camera, his eyes begging you to get him out of there].

RuPaul: [Laughs like it's the funniest thing she ever heard in her life. Michelle Visage is dressed like Diane Ladd in Wild at Heart and Carson as Ben from Blue Velvet, and laugh alongside Ru.] The category tonight is: Fire, Werk With Us, Henny!

[The whole runway plays backwards, so does the dialogue. The lights are red and blue, and they flash whenever the girls make a pose or an intriguing face. A jazzy version of "Sissy That Walk" plays in the background. One of the girls is actually The Giant in drag. The winner is a club kid version of the Black Lodge. The bottom queens lipsync to "The World Spins".]

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every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

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rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

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new thing i want in video games is just meat . like a bunch of slabs of beef hanging from hooks in a dark room with only the sound of a single dripping pipe and the controls are inverted

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if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

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Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)

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we are just dolls in children's hands

#fanart rb #pathologic #WOAH

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dear god she escaped my puter

full disclosure! i have never made a doll/figure before nor do i have the proper materials! i did things extremely inefficiently and made a lot of mistakes! she turned out kinda messy and very janky! but i had a lot of fun makin her and i learned a lot and i love her :)

ok now here are some more pictures with various objects for scale

#fanart rb #pathologic #ohh I love her dearly

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In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

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Outfit for going Jeff the killing

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And then you had that dream again.

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so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

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longing.

#fanart rb #pathologic

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ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

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set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

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update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

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[ID: markiplier gesturing at the dvd writer and printer behind him. The machine is cube shaped and on a shelf /end ID]

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In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

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#fanart rb #pathologic

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