get compressed, bitches

glass blowers know exactly how horny their craft is and they lean into it at every opportunity. clay turners also know, but are more shy about it

dare i say. @funnier-when-objectum

You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends

you unlock hidden events too

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

Witch Hat Atelier is set in a beautiful fantasy world where I am not concerned about the safety of 4 young girls who live with their 2 male teachers in an isolated rural house

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

fuck.

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from flexibility-love-andTrust reading: there are ways to convey that you don’t like something that aren’t nonsense. /End ID]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

{ID - reply from clown-bastard-man reads, "It should be DTFQ because I’m always dtf queers" END ID}

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won