get compressed, bitches

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

no dude its smaller than that. okay no. its the smallest. sto- stop aski- no im saying its the littlest. you cant get sma- stop suggesting new pet shops im saying its the littlest one you cant get any smaller

I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

disco elysium probing around a corpse's soft palate up into his brain with your bare hands to find and retrieve the hidden bullet there while kim kitsuragi watches and says "mhm. keep going" sex scene you will always be famous

disco elysium probing around a corpse's soft palate up into his brain with your bare hands to find and retrieve the hidden bullet there while kim kitsuragi watches and says "mhm. keep going" sex scene you will always be famous

disco elysium probing around a corpse's soft palate up into his brain with your bare hands to find and retrieve the hidden bullet there while kim kitsuragi watches and says "mhm. keep going" sex scene you will always be famous

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

going to the slapstick factory and all the workers are breaking the levers to the machines so everything moves uncontrollably fast

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid