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Witch Hat Atelier is set in a beautiful fantasy world where I am not concerned about the safety of 4 young girls who live with their 2 male teachers in an isolated rural house
if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
today's gregor samsa is: getting misted in the produce aisle
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*nibbles post*
fuck.

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ID: A photo of a white lamb standing in the grass, a clear piece of something flexible wrapped around its body with black text on the side of it reading: "Lamborghini 101"
End ID.
may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.
People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"
When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.
So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.
(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)
God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.
prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”
me: that is also correct
if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to
[Image ID: Tumblr reply from flexibility-love-andTrust reading: there are ways to convey that you don’t like something that aren’t nonsense. /End ID]
no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow
actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
AMENDED
happy pride everyone
{ID - reply from clown-bastard-man reads, "It should be DTFQ because I’m always dtf queers" END ID}

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afternoon at the river ♦ [prints]
love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
BUT
a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy
[Image ID: Tweet from Amanda Killian (@/ eroscestlavie_x) on Jun 5, 2026 reading: god inventing the cardinal: hello bird. Someday you will-wait brb
god inventing man: hi. someday you will invent the gas stove
god, back at the cardinal: and you will make a sound that resembles a gas stove lighter going off
god inventing OCD: ok. this is where the fun begins /End ID]
Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

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Do you care about the World Cup?
Yes
No
9 out of 10 times I see people on here celebrating a new "landmark piece of anti-AI legislation" the legislation in question is inevitably some variation of "we propose making IP laws more restrictive but presented through the language of opposing AI". But that one from germany about holding google liable for the words of its AI overview feature is legitimately good I think. If they actively choose to shove that thing in everyone's face as the first thing they're going to see when they make a google search then they shouldn't be able to dodge accountability for the information it provides with a little "gemini AI can be inaccurate, please remember to double-check information teeheehee" disclaimer.