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Skyrim such a good game when you change all the textures and all the graphic effects and the world details and camera and the animations and the character creator and all the weapons and the quests and the opening and the UI and the map and the NPC behavior and item drops and thw combat

And when you turn cicero into a large breasted woman

May the whole world soon unite in struggle against the heinous and blood-soaked US empire

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

in these times of extreme surveillance, tumblr’s nonfunctional search engine stands in solidarity with the revolutionary

the thing about tumblr is that I'm so entrenched here that they can make stupid ugly updates to the site all they want. I'll just sign in and go "ugh fine, I'll work around it" and then continue to post things I wouldn't even tell a therapist.

it's a little known fact that char aznable was actually removed from the bible during the king james translation because they were concerned that his presence would lead to the rise of the 16th century fujoshi

The feminist pervert is a lonely but righteous path.