Umm obviously this is because of Newton's 34th rule of physics.
Just go look up Isaac Newton rule 34

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Umm obviously this is because of Newton's 34th rule of physics.
Just go look up Isaac Newton rule 34

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I just got done playing Rocket League for the X-Men event...and I just have to ask one question...
...why is the fucking "wrecking" mechanic still in the god damn game?
I played a match where some dumbfuck from the very beginning of the match all the way to the end just kept trying to run into everyone on my team the entire time.
Take that stupid gameplay mechanic out of the game.
I never want them to change it! I've gotten really good at looking out for those ass hats, and if I see one coming I just do a lil hoppy over them and get to watch them miss and question their life choices
Life is just borrowed from entropy, and it will always return to it. Every moment of life is an improbable gift
I think therefore I am,
But do I think alone?
Mario!
Ooh ooh! I just found one of these in the wild

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Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?
I have no sense of self, so really did you like the performance? Can I tweak my personality any more to your liking?
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Billionaires have bigger character flaws. Friends don't let friends simp for billionaires.
Liberals sure are generous with other people's money.
And property, and kids, and safety, and lives....
Does anyone actually have the math on this? Because I'm pretty certain that this country has somewhere over 332 million people while Musk has a net worth of 234.4 billion. Right now the housing average is 440k, supposedly apartments average 1k, with trailers going for 1.5.
Something tells me this won't add up in their favor.
$704.82 each. He could not pay for one month for the whole vou try to live, let alone change their lives.
Math is racist.
Think about all of those empty rooms in the houses people own, we could let people live in those can't we?
Well maybe someone has a spare house or two they'd contribute
Anyone got a couple houses they could spare? Maybe there's some kind of group out there that has some real estate they could use for a good cause.
Anyone got any ideas?
How about a few million to help folks out, there's gotta be a few billionaires out there
Can't be them, they don't even hit the double digits with their billion dollar fortunes, they're basically paupers.
Guess there's nobody, maybe we should just keep harping on about musk then
When I said 'eat the rich', did I stutter?
We are starving and all I see here is a buffet.
Abusers, especially narcissists, will call you selfish not because you only think about yourself but because you don't only think about them.
They'll call you egotistical not because you think the world revolves around you but because you had the guts to suggest the world doesn't revolve around them.
if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........
In that case, whoopee cushions make queefs

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Another man comes into the stall next to mine shortly after I sit down in the bathroom.
We sit in complete silence, stalemated. No business is being done.
After an eternity, I hear rustling with the toilet paper and a flush. I have won! I am the superior man and stronger willed. No one can best me in battle, not this day, not ever.
You may not like it, but this is what peak evolutionary performance looks like.
I mean this Chad bred captain Janeway, AND he arrives naturally lubed.
If this doesn't get you to quit clarinet and hit the gym at warp 10 I don't know what will.
Me, sad and poor without polls
Me, finally earning the ability to make polls
See, yall could do it too, you just have to stop buying those vanilla extract lattes.
Horizontal stripper poll
Stage
Pole
Stage
Horny man
ultimate contest TEA or COFFEE
tea
coffee

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Tired of your normal, every-day panic attacks?
Are they just not doing it for you anymore?
Then try Edging(TM) them!
Start having a panic attack
Calm down slightly using all those therapy tricks you spent time and money learning
Never actually address the issue
Continue to almost panic and calm down over and over until...
You have the most earth-shattering, sheet-grabbing panic you've ever had
Profit