High Deliverer

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

people sent me death threats for this one

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

I'm going to be annoying about it and from now on will continue calling my recorder a 'blockflute' because that's a direct translations of what most European languages actually call it anyway and also is just straight up a better name

also as a way to distinguish it from the cheap plastic flutes preschoolers play in music class

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

[ID: art of Harmony from Pokémon with a wild Pyroar behind her, as she stares at the viewer with a sad, helpless frown. Sweat is running down her cheek and a fiery explosion is beginning beneath her as the Pyroar roars. The entrance of Wild Zone 17 is visible in the background. End ID.]