bunny girl propaganda

i yap too much and now i have to make one of these

my drawings : #tunaarts

my ask replies : #tunareplies

my ramblings : #tunatalks

my oc (terra) x corbeau ship : #terbeau

tomodachi life stuff : #terbeaudachi life

terra stuff in general : #oc terra terbeau art by you guys : #cool people art

I also have to take into account that Terra's from Johto/Hoenn which the real world equivalent is Japan and I think they do pretty much the same thing, but Beau is presumably born and raised in the equivalent of France and idk wtf they do

But according to IG statistics (and most statistics in general across all platforms that I'm on), most people are from the US where that's not really the norm so... ? ? ? ?

Yeah like, they have 2 other much more manageable kids but no he's saddled with the whirlwind of a human being that is Apollo. Imagine them dropping him off for babysitting and in one ear Beau tells him "Don't be afraid of disciplining him if he misbehaves, which he is highly likely" and in the other ear is Terra threatening him with "If my baby boy comes back crying, I'll kill you"

TerBeau sometimes leaves their kids in their care when there's truly no one around/desperately want a day just to themselves/kids just want to hang out with them, so yeah they've definitely grown to view them as aunt/uncle figures.

While I don't think any of kids would have a dislike of any of them, they definitely have their preferences

I think Apollo would take to being around Urbain since he's the more adventurous one out of Team MZ, and perhaps even assisting him with Quasartico's work here and there. Though it's also worth noting that Urbain does try to keep him out of trouble because he's still a little afraid of his parents.

Lida's a sweetheart and I think Oleander would enjoy being around her as she's outwardly very friendly and warm, especially considering not everyone is nice to him at no fault of his own.

I mean that’s assuming the worm can get up there himself GKRKGKDKDK Would be hilarious if he could though, or if Apollo pilfered his Pokeball from his father’s satchel when he wasn’t paying attention.

It takes a little bit of getting used to (she’s honestly not too physically clingy outside of this and it’s usually in the privacy of their home if she is) but i’m sure it becomes something that can’t live without

a hilarious thought is TerBeau not wanting to give him cash to buy something he really wants because he’s not been the most well behaved that week or bullied his sister recently, so he just goes “fuck it i’ll earn it myself” and sneaks out to the Z-A Royale on a night that Terra isn’t participating

I think he’s a decently strong trainer for this age but not unbeatable so perhaps word of a kid winning left and right wouldn’t spread and TerBeau only gets suspicious when their son has seemingly stopped begging for them to buy him things and is wearing noticeably more expensive clothes and accessories that they don’t remember getting him.

Oh yeah I think he probably does, not to suck my own dick but i designed such a hot woman i surprise even myself (though it rlly was mostly the ingame customization doing 90% of the work, i just tweaked the face and hair a smidge)

It's mid morning when Beau's working from home on the couch, tired from pulling an all-nighter but just finished with work. He's alone for now as Terra and Apollo are having breakfast, doing some early morning shopping at the market and letting their son run around the playground to tire himself out, so he might as well take a nap in the meanwhile. He sets an alarm as he still has lunch to prepare like he promised his son. It'll be noon when they come back, but he'll be fine with just a couple hours of sleep, he's survived with less.

some terras i got from a buddy's patreon

AKS:GLASKGAL: THIS IS SO FUNNY.... they're like the twins from The Shining...

Ombra should go get a job as a fortune teller because that's some amazing guesswork

also holy shit what an honor it is that your just have Terra in your AU 😭

Oh she tries but they don't quite gel with him because 1. they think his jokes are really lame and unfunny (they are WRONG) and 2. they're still a little on edge about him in general and feel awkward with him there

It's like when your group of besties hang out and 1 of them brings their new boyfriend who just sits there

Considering that in canon he compliments Urbain for even preparing meals for his Pokemon, I think he probably cooks decently well like 50% of the time, but I don't think Beau would be a fan of croissant curry (or maybe he would actually... it's japanese french fusion and he is seemingly both of those things)

I think it’d be mostly non Kalosian cuss words.

I like to think Beau cusses in both Kalosian and whatever default language the people in the game speak, but if he stubs his toe or is gets jumpscared, it’s in Kalosian.

He’s probably pretty good at not cursing around his children so if he hears them suddenly blurting out non-Kalosian expletives, it is more than likely Terra’s doing.

Perhaps Terra has a glass of red or 2 around Apollo but not cigarettes for obvious reasons, though she may lament about wanting to go for one out loud.

Picture this, Beau at a park with his son, just shy of turning 4. Another parent sits down to chat with him as their kids play together. As the summer sun beats down on them, he calls his son over to ask if he wants to go for some ice cream to beat the heat.

Apollo opens his mouth and Beau is mortified at what he says right in front of another parent.

“I could really go for a smoke”