Kills you with a hammer

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

you wouldn't be talking about me like this if I wasn't black.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

Someone I was following reblogged some fuckin transandrophobia bullshit, fastest block in the east

Being second player in halo 3 made me the Arbiter

That's about as funny as a children's cancer ward.

I think it's interesting how your whole thing is about how trans women need to not talk down to others while you talk down to a trans woman. Also, "you lack the capacity for basic reasoning" frankly, you're the one that looks like an asshole here. Treat others as you want to be treated or some shit idk, you're the aggressor here and your whole thing kinda reeks of ableism and transmisogyny. "lack the capacity" ffs just call someone the r slur instead of talking around it so much, loser.

Sorry, I don't listen or enable the whims of transandrophobes and their enablers.

Okee dokee transmisogynist! Enjoy your MAGA rally!

Calling a transfemme a transmisogynist is a lot funnier than the halo joke, I gotta admit

Yeah its funny how you can act in a certain way (transmysoginist) and be called that (transmisogynist) for acting that way (transmisogynist)

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails