Honk Honk

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

this and a blunt

When you tell a customer they can't have something and they hit you with the quicksave stare

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

Wii fuck

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

Wii shit

Dude don’t say that.

come on

SKELETON

SKELETON

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

i go on bluesky until the liberals piss me off, i go on tumblr until the communists piss me off, i go on twitter until the bitchy reactionary girls and gays piss me off