welcome to the shitshow

notice how everyone is horny today

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

goku_saying_faggot.wav

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

pokes your dinner gland

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

America is truly blasting off into simply cybersex joe biden

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack