Christ. Thank you very much, though I doubt I'll need it. However if you do, all you have to do is say the word and I'll make myself scares. After all, you're here to let loose and I don't expect you to be no Saint. Yeah, I know. I do appreciate you Paul, but my lack of communication is one of my downfalls and partly why we're in this situation to begin with. Sorry if I seen a little closed off this trip. I'm dead happy you're here and even happier than we're able to have a good knees up. It's been a while since I last saw you and you've always been grand company. Are you always this well prepared with awkward encounters? Don't be daft, Paul. I appreciate the effort you'd go through, but you deserve to enjoy you're time in France. The constant back and fourth between myself and Nina would be sure to ruin that. Don't worry about it like. We can sort it out while you're enjoying the time you have here. If the aim is to piss off the French, I'm sure we'll succeed by just being ignorant tourist. I heat there's nothing they despise more. Once we've had a few drinks in our system, out rowdy nature will be undignified. Can't say I speak French well, but I can get us by sure enough. A bourbon drinker, I should have know. The Irish in me always calls out for a good whiskey so at least I know we both have good taste.

either way everyone will be in as much ease as possible no matter what happens. remember that. you know i think those who have a hard time communicating usually make up for it in actions because the old saying goes that actions do speak louder than words. so i think if the effort is being mad in whatever direction you want it to go in then it will be noticed. don't apologize for anything we all have our ups and our downs. we all have our moments that we find it incredibly hard to get through and times where we just need to shut everything out. it's okay. i've got my snacks and alcohol ready for all these awkward encounters so if you hear me chuckling in a corner no you don't. it takes more than two friends having a back and forth to ruin a good time. then let us be ignorant tourists and piss off the city because really how bad can it get right? i put all the blame on daniel and joseph for the bourbon aspect but it did lead to ian and myself creating our own brand so can't complain much. cheers to the good tasts of the irish and america.

well, if i only look towards one part and that part being you? solid 15 out of 10, i'd say. other parts are... more turbulent in order of how i feel. but it is what it is after all. are you enjoying yourself so far? glad you've knocked the awful habit of snoring so loudly, i must say.

oh no it's all getting a high rating cause it's only fair and we can't single anyone out neens. i'll tell you what i told the other, if you two start getting heated or need a break to let me know cause i have no problem sending you to the spa for some alone time or shoving you into the pool, whatever comes first really. but it wont be bad i got both your backs here. i am actually it's been good so far. i don't snore loudly i think you're mistaking me for yourself.

Yeah, you won't have to worry about the likes of that happening around here. I'm a private man and beyond that, we can barley look at one another so I think it's safe to say that you'll be more comfortable in the room than I'll be. Thank you very much, I appreciate that more than you know. Beyond all else, Nina comes first in this situation. I just want her to be comfortable, y'know? I'll look for another room if this dynamic puts her on edge, but it'd be grand to spend time with you. Drinking and sight seeing? Go own boy, a man after my own heart. Are you thinking of hitting the rooftop bar or should we venture outside and try and find a pub? The latter always has a better atmosphere. Proper beer too instead of all the fancy shite.

no but it still stands, we're here for over a week or so... who knows what will happen right? and if i bring anyone back i'll be sure to keep you both updated to stay far away. i can respect that you're a private person but if you need anything know that i'm still here okay? nina is one of my best friends and nothing will change that but you both deserve to be comfortable. and if need be i'll go drop nina off at the spa and you can have peace and quiet if it comes down to it. i'm here to help make this as easy as possible for you both. yes drinking and sight seeing! lets go out and venture into the unknown. lets see how many people we can piss off for not knowing the proper terms and how to speak french properly... unless you know then i'm keeping you forever. i'm more of a bourbon kind of guy but a nice draft of beer never hurt anyone.

When I planned this trip, had I have known they'd room us all togeher, I'd have at least given ya some officially warning. I truly do apologise, mate. I know tensions are high and the awkward silences are suffocating, but I'll try my best to snap out of it so it's at least somewhat enjoyable. It's great to see ya after all this time, lad. What brings ya to France? @paltwesly

listen shit happens right? we all have those moments and i can't judge either of you for feeling whatever the hell it is that you two are going through right now. but i would like to say that as long as you two give me a heads up if anything is going down then all will be well... and if you two need a buffer i will put you two into separate corners of the room. it's all good. life happens. that's what you really want to chat about? how about we instead get you a drink and enjoy the fact that we're both in france, do a bit of sight seeing?

It's hard to think of any other pairing that is more iconic than joey and food...maybe the chick and the duck? They stood the test of time too. I hope so! It's now my resolution to get invited next year, just to find out what goes on inside the gala. Aw thanks, I'm glad people like it. It was really stressful going from a group to solo, so it's a massive relief it's been a hit!

oh my gosh yes. the chick and the duck! but which pair are we talking... are we talking the og chick and duck or the new baby ones that joey was gonna give to chandler? we gotta be specific here. i will keep you in my thoughts and hope that you can crack the code and leak it all to the world. you got this. it's got a good beat to it and it's catchy, i think a lot of people have thoughts like me.

it might be because i haven't watched the show or just because i'm a little too old but i have no idea what you're talking about. what's this stefussy thing?

you didn't have to watch the show to know because it's literally something that the fans made up. it's ridiculous and makes no sense... but it's something about a man being able to pull any woman he wants, that the man is very similar to my character stefan from the show... it's stupid honestly.

at least you're memorable enough to have a whole term dedicated to you. imagine being the person no one remembers well enough to even make up a nickname for. next time someone shouts "stefussy" down the street, just throw them a grin and a wave. own it like it's your secret superhero alias.

ahhh but is it me who is memorable or is it the character alone... that is the question. i don't know if this is a nickname or term to be proud of, though i don't have the mind of the fans so i can't really be the judge of it all. i now need a cape or outfit that has that on it.

i am a little scared to ask what that means. at least you got some legacy to go down with you, right? i can't say that i have and now i am super upset about that.

i didn't even know it was anything until a panel so there's that tidbit for you there. well that's not fair, we need to somehow come up with one for you. can't have you feeling left out now can we?

hey both were good shows to watch if you want the honest opinion here. you can't go wrong with either one in the end because you're amazing and that's that. oh 100% it was made because the fans were bored... but how it caught on and spread... that's a whole other question.

i mean.. it's just so funny. i feel like now is a great time to admit that i've totally paid to be on your close friends story so that i can watch your rants about the vampire diaries. it was one of my favorite shows growing up, and nothing will beat the comical genius of your initial reaction to stefussy. it had me fucking rolling, dude.

you know what? that doesn't surprise me one single bit if i'm being honest. you seem like the type of person that would do it just because... and really how can we be mad about it in the end right? glad to know that it was one of your favourite shows, now will you be breaking my heart if i ask who your favourite character was? well i mean come on! the shock was just real.

i've only watched a few seasons of the vampire diaries with my ex-girlfriend. don't ask me anything about the show because i don't recall what happened between those seasons. you're quite the handsome man, buddy. i get it! the ladies are into vampires.

first of all i'm disappointed that you only watched a few seasons. secondly i'm disappointed that you didn't watch it just because you wanted to see my gorgeous face all the time. and lastly, i will accept the compliment and you are officially forgiven.

The Stefan hate train existed within the same realms of the Damon hate train, it was just people picking which brother they liked. Clearly, Stefan has become the superior ones in the years after the show ended. Please, I'm genuinely out here begging to be relevant enough to warrant a term being crated for me. Look at you go. I'm happy to see you doing so well. Yeah, it's been years, but at least we're talking now so that has to count for something. I'm doing really well. I have a bunch of projects being released this year so that's been fun. How is your business endeavour with Ian going? I haven't tried brothers bond yet, but it's on my list.

and we all know that stefan was the better brother, you can admit it. it's okay. there's no judgement here. everyone should love stefan and everyone should kiss the ground he walks on... too far? probably but still. you are so relevant that you don't even need a term, just being you is top tier enough. you're right we are talking now and it does count for something, but thank you for that i appreciate it really. you do? that's amazing phee... honestly i'm so happy for you and proud. the business is still going great and i'm now disappointed that you haven't tried it. please expect a bottle being shipped to you right now.

i am a genius, you're right. i love it. i see that you've posted another one and i'm all, okay bet, let me see what stefussy has to say today. you don't know it, but you and i have quite the parasocial relationship going on. okay - second thing. the first thing that comes to mind is still the stefussy thing. as you should. it's fucking hilarious, paul. and you embracing it just makes it even better. a girl like me? i don't know if i should take that as a good thing or not. but alas, i don't. not that i'm aware of, at least. one day someone will create an epic term just for me. and until then, i exist knowing that i haven't made it yet.

i am right, you'll quickly learn that i am always right people are just too afraid to admit it in the end. i applaud you for living that life, for living the best life out of everyone okay? oh do we now? didn't know that till now but i can't not accept it. a parasocial relationship it is. yeah it is hilarious, something i'll never escape and i'm just gonna have to live with it all. take it as a good thing, always a good thing because you're off the charts and everyone either wants to be you ro be with you. you're living your best life and you just keep on going. we will hope for that day to come and you get this epic title that will make everyone die from jealousy.

i looked up what it meant, and it blew my mind. i might start using it to describe everyone, hoping it'll lose its impact and fade away, what do you think? so, you're not a fan of it? i don't think there's a term made after me, but i'd be over the moon to have one, especially that one. does that make me weird?

it's insane right? the fact that a few fans came up with it and then it just blew up like that. crazy. nahh i don't think it will, the fans keep giving it life. i mean yes and no... no because it's a little ridiculous but yes because it brings the laughter and all that. nahh it doesn't make you weird, it makes you epic.