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i'm beginning to realize that i will never get away from the fanmade term that is stefussy. it was created during the vampire diaries days and it will continue on forever, it's even in the urban dictionary for goodness sake. i was walking down the street the other day and someone shouted it at me.... i just... why.... has anyone else had a term created after them? @glamourstarters

i mean.. it's just so funny. i feel like now is a great time to admit that i've totally paid to be on your close friends story so that i can watch your rants about the vampire diaries. it was one of my favorite shows growing up, and nothing will beat the comical genius of your initial reaction to stefussy. it had me fucking rolling, dude.

you don't have to be the biggest sports enthusiast. i'm just honored to be seen as marriage material.

what can i say? i'm a sucker for those tight ass pants.

I'm a little taken aback, as I wasn't expecting to make it onto so many of the "Top 5 Hottest Guys" lists. But please, keep the compliments coming. @glamourstarters

you not expecting to be on the list of top five hottest guys is crazy work. cause, i mean, look at you. how could you not be?!

as in right now? shit.. you don't have to tell me twice.

oooou, i love a man that says how high? when i say jump. we can keep you.

i'm not complaining.

no, but i'm about to start if you don't come do something about it. idk.

i mean..

i said what i said.

since we're heading to france next week, i couldn't help but think about you, me, and ross going shopping and visiting one of those fancy cafés where we'll probably get asked to leave because we're too loud. what do you think? should i ask ross? / @lindemvnn

i swear i need to look at my phone more, cause this is the second time i'm hearing about france and i've just been awol. i should really start packing. you know that i'll take any excuse for some one on one time with you, or one on two if ross must tag along! kidding. but yeah, for real, i'm so down. let's do it, send him a lil group message and let's plan it out!

there i was, caught up in what i reckoned was a proper deep conversation about global warming at the met afterparty last night, thinking i was all intellectual. little did i know, we were just getting all fired up about tomorrow's weather forecast, like any pair of self-respecting brits would. at least we managed to agree on one thing: it might sodding rain. thank the heavens it's not raining, though, as i'm on a desperate mission to find my third coffee today. did i go a bit overboard with the drinks? maybe. regretting it big time today? absolutely. these thirties have been a right pain in the arse when it comes to hangovers. i could knock back a couple of bevvies, feel nothing and still wake up with a blinding headache. yeah, i guzzle water like a fish and scoff down greasy grub right before hitting the sack. i'm a bloody expert when it comes to navigating the treacherous realm of hangovers. / @glamourstarters

i swear that i would actually fucking die if i ever got invited to the met gala. this year all of the outfits were absolutely on point, and the thought of having an excuse to wear an extravagant outfit all night is just the added bonus. did you have the time of your life?! have you been before? let a girl know if you have an extra invite next year, i'm not above bribing. how are you nursing that hangover, though? doing alright, baby?