Spacial Inquiries

after i fuck a military wife i always thank her for her cervix

i fuck a military wife and she thanks me for the honorable discharge

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

Love is stored in the wrinkles!!!!!

kity

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

he-man was right. whats going on

reblog for noises

did the guy with two monitors and a light up keyboard hurt you queen