short n' sweet.

I can fight but I know that I have no chance against you so I'm not even going to try. I'll just fight all the weirdo men that keep trying to hit on her. All the outfits she's worn so far are fucking hot. I'm going to agree with you there cause I don't know what a theatre kid is meant to do.

aw, the six foot australian knows he hasn't got a chance against little old me? dare i say it, but that makes me feel awfully powerful. i hope this knowledge won't go to my head too much. i'm sure you'll have your hands full with that one. men see a pretty girl and forgot how to be normal. right? are you a theatre kid too, luke?

Really? She trusts my opinion? I feel like I've unlocked a new level of this relationship, and a friendship with Paloma. What was she wanting my opinion on? I could ask her directly but. Totally normal amount? That's something that you know you're lying about. If I'm worse than you - it's only by a fraction. But yes, baby, you are very hot. Make me look 100 times better just by me standing next to you. I think that's just people wishing that you were single so they could have a chance with you. But that's not going to happen if I've got any say in it. Going to put a ring on it one day. Lock it down hard. The paps in Paris are so fucking rude. I wanted to throttle them but I controlled myself. I'm a hero to the Carpenters.

of course she does! you're one of the few men whose opinion we care about. just boy stuff, babe. she'll tell you all about it when you're with us next. me? lie? never. totally normal is subjective, anyways. so i'm being truthful for real. a fraction is still more, so ha! shh, that's false. you look perfect without me standing next to you. but well, when we're together our joint hotness sure is something. a chance with me? please, you know it's because they're pining after you. or secretly hoping that you'll date one of your pretty costars. but it's fine - because you're right, we're super locked down. look at you, once again with the self control. i love to see it, baby. of course you are. they owe you.

Who knows? Maybe we'll find out he's had a hidden talent for golf all along. We'd definitely look hot in cute golf uniforms and it would just be fun hanging out in the golf cart with you. As excited as I am to jump into the planning aspect of everything, it's going to have to go on the back burner for a bit while my shows are starting up again. Plus it just gives us even more time to decide how to make it perfect.

this is probably a cliche, but i feel like australians are all good at sport. so, he's legit probably going to be a pro. right? ugh! i knew you'd pick up what i was putting down. i definitely see a fun little golf date in our future. that's totally understandable. i've been seeing videos of you performing and my gosh, liv. fire. i'm a little jealous that i'm not on this festival circuit with you and tate but it's fine. are you having fun?

Are you going to make him get a tattoo with you, too? And here I thought we had something special. Ridiculously upset right now. Heartbreak is one thing, but my ego is another, Brina. Good, as they should. He's our designated shoe holder and we love that for him. Of course - I'm always going to look after you. I may have made sure that each venue has a lil care package for you now. Just things that helped me when I was on the road. So I hope it helps you, too. A little?

maybe. matching tattoos are my love language. you're my number one girl, don't even. and our matching moment will be very special and important to me, okay? designated shoe holder is hilarious. i need to find someone at imdb to get that added to his bio for real. you're behind the care packages? shit, taylor. i don't deserve you. you're the best! i love you. okay, we maybe gossip a lot. mostly we just love seeing hotties on your roster. and yeah, okay, we chat about it.

Ah - it's not just rock people that get to be inducted in there. It's just the name of it. Getting to be part of it would be such an honor and it's weird to know that in five years the band could be eligible for an induction into it. I love Chappell, too. She's such a light in the world. I'm here for all the pop girlies and the take over that they're doing. Cause people are thirsty out there and it's a little bit insane. Going into Drews DMs are... interesting. Oh - I wild out in the TikTok comments too but no one knows it's me, it's great. I'm sure that they'll let you - which ones are you thinking of keeping? Doing my own clothes just means that if I spill something on it back stage or wanna find the scissors to make something shorter I can. Are you telling me that you're not as horny as you make out to be on stage? Shit. I mean, they could work - it would just be a very different vibe.

what? that's confusing. who decides these things? not logical people, obviously. ugh, she totally is. literally one of my favorite people. her, tate, gracie and liv - it's so fucking cool to be a part of the pop girl takeover. and none for the men. although, between us, i do quite like benson boone and his little flips. you go into his dms? girl, you're brave. they don't know it's you? oh my gosh, do you have a burner account? that's hilarious, i love that. i don't know! i mean, i have my favorites and all that, but we'll see. i'll probably just take whatever they'll let me keep. and the bunny one, obviously. i mean, that's for the bit. i'm a totally normal level of horny. it's kind of annoying that part of my shtick is all people see me for at the moment but what-fucking-ever, i'll show them otherwise with the next album. sweats and jeans with a whole stage production and dancers? it would be something. comfort is king, admittedly. just not on stage.

Perfect - we'll be seeing you when you play in Denmark cause Liv has all the festivals coming up. I didn't think about that when I asked, oops. I'm an idiot. I've never really thought about what a theatre kid would want to do if they got an unlimited budget but I guess now we know. They go full out.

i look forward to seeing you both! speaking of liv and festivals - can you fight? because hot damn, your girl in that red outfit. smoking hot! i wouldn't be a theatre kid if i didn't go all out, would i? i don't believe in doing things by halves.

Please do because it's a photo that will most likely end up framed on my wall. PRIVATE: In my defense, life has been crazy lately with Sydney being ready to pop at any given moment. I'm on high alert and haven't relaxed a moment and probably won't until she's born. But just know I'm supporting from afar and keeping up to date on all the videos people have been posting on TikTok. Like the Paris Juno pose—iconic. I mean, even after she's born I'm sure you're still going to spoil her and be the fun aunt in her life. I can't wait for those gifts to get here. I'll let you know when they do!

private: i know. i miss my tall bestie, is all. but i know you've had very important things keeping your attention and focus. and now she's here! and beautiful, i have no doubt. how are you all? how's sydney? how's charlotte? congratulations, babe. your girl dad era is going to slap.

I've never seen him golf before, so I don't know how into it he'd be. But we can see how it goes and see if they end up bonding and becoming besties. As a little girl, I had the whole fairytale vision in my head. But now as an adult, I like the idea of something more intimate. Immediate family, close friends, and maybe a few more special people that mean a lot to us.

that's okay. that counts! i can rest easy now that i've made him a sort of gold friend. plus, then you and i can hang out while they play. i'm kind of genius, if you think about it. yeah? i think you can find a way to combine the idea of a fairy-tale wedding and something more intimate, in a way. it'll be perfect, whatever you decide.

Damn and here I thought you'd believe me because of the love you have for me. Can't believe this. As long as the rumors make it clear that Glen is the third wheel and hanger on then that's something that I can easily get behind. Of course, baby. I love spending time with you. Even if you're feeling a lil ill. It was good to reset and just have some girl time. Plus seeing you do your thing on stage again? Highlight of my month. Just means that you get to pass gossip along - and don't pretend that you don't do that. I know everything I tell you he'll end up knowing, too.

i don't believe it until there's tattooed evidence. i actually need to bring this up to glen too - this reminds me that i've been letting him off there. the rumors will make it very clear that he's third wheeling us, babe. we're the duo and he tags along sometimes too. thank-you for taking care of me and forcing me to rest. i think this whirlwind 12 months has taken it out of me more than i care to admit. i'm not usually one to get sick. i'm just glad i didn't have to cancel. having you there? highlight of my month. well, yes. we do gossip just a little. mostly we just love your single era for you!

they're absolutely gorgeous. i would be absolutely crushed when it comes time to give them back since i figure vs will want to keep them to show them off in some kind of show or something eventually. i'd be gripping onto them saying they need to pry them from my cold dead fingers. i should try asking for it, i mean she needs some sparkle in her life given some of the rumors that are coming out about the new season. ah, he did. i'm doing good. massive but good. i'm in the full on short girl waddle.

not to be dramatic, but i'm probably going to cry when the time comes. i'm going to keep a couple because i downright refuse to give them all back. they won't miss a few surely. oh gosh, i read a rumor about her and nate. and i'm like, cas girl get up. she definitely needs some sparkle if those rumors are true. he did. sorry? i hope you don't mind that i know! i promise nobody will hear about it from me. oh gosh, that sounds mighty uncomfortable. not long now, right? and is he being a good boy and waiting on you hand and foot as you deserve?

And how exactly does one start with manifestation? Dolly is high up on my list of dream collabs. Paul McCartney is another one. Both you and Taylor are on the list as well. I may possibly be the friend I'm asking for. Can you blame me? Dolly is a legend and it's not like she collabs with just anyone.

that's a good question. you've got me there, i'll admit. you just .. start willing it into existence? i'm on your list as well? it would seem i'm in good company on that list there, then. we'd make a total banger together, niall. i don't know if the world could handle it just yet. i cannot blame you! in fact, i've got you. i'll find a way to name drop you the next time i run into her.

Of course I'll bring her along. Happy future wife - happy life, right? I think she'd be pissed if she missed out on the chance to see one of your shows. Are you enjoying being back on tour?

then yes, you can have tickets. that is very right. and i'm glad that you know it already. let me know which show you two want to come to and i'll make it happen. i am! it's like living out all my very biggest theatre kid dreams. what's not to love, y'know?

I was in Ohio for a little bit doing some events and everything. Very random place but that's where the rock 'n' roll hall of fame wants to be. Well, the internet girlfriend movement is happening. It's starting with you and Chappell. I'll promote the fuck outta it on the socials and everything. Your team is threatening to take your socials away? Sorry but that's hilarious. I'm surprised that you might be able to give them away, honestly. This is a big reason that I like using my own clothes for tour - so I don't have to give them back, or put them on display somewhere. On the flip side, working with designers to get custom stage outfits is fun. It's a double edge sword there. Stop, you're too sweet. Thank you.

i'm a pop and country girlie pop, so i don't know what the rock n' roll hall of fame is. ohio is so random, though. like okay, bet. la would make more sense surely. chappell and i are starting an internet girlfriend movement? i love her and love to be a part of anything involving her, so that's cool. someone's got to represent the girls, i suppose. the internet bf movement is definitely bigger. yep! they said to behave. which is so boring. they allow me to wild out on the tiktok comments, at least. not all of them. but a couple. i'm going to keep my favorites and they can't stop me. i did the my own clothes thing before. and those custom frolov dresses will forever live in my closet. but i much prefer having custom outfits. it helps me to separate my onstage persona from myself, if that makes sense? and sweats and jeans just wouldn't work.