hemsworth.

anyone can show up for a trip but for me, what really matters is who shows up immediately after. now i won't sit here and say what i was up to the last week so i don't make you all jealous. just trust me when i say it all would be rivaling whatever you all were up to and speaking of, what were you all up to? bonus points if you name the worst part about the trip. not because it'll make me feel better or anything but because sometimes you need to talk about these things and i happen to be a really great listener. @glamourstarters

you can't just say something like that and then act all mysterious, mate. that's not how things work. is this you just being all bark but no bite? a little bit disappointed here, man. the worst part? definitely leaving the place. sorry to say but marseille was pretty amazing. nice city, good views, delicious food... you've missed out on a bit.

if it isn't my favorite movie brother. it's been too long since i've gotten to talk to you. i've been meaning to reach out but life has been incredibly busy. looks like you've been living your best life as of late, how've you been? @hcmsworthx

now that's a good way to greet someone. it has been way too long. thought i might bump into you on the trip but no such luck. all good, mate. we all get busy sometimes. guess i have. i've been incredibly lukcy the last couple of months. it's been good. what about you? tell me everything you've been up to.

have to ask, where were you hiding while we were in france? you're someone who is hard to miss, you have to admit, and yet i didn't really see you around. were you hiding? @hcmsworthx

maybe i was just hiding from you. since you know, downey did tell me, and everyone that was in attendance, that you called me the second best chris so i was a little offended. i didn't really want to see you. but thank you for calling me hard to miss. just kidding there, mate. i was around. just doing some exploring and all that. i did have a question though, it was a bit weird but gosling texted saying we needed to go out to celebrate you. as far as i know, your birthday is still a few weeks away.

As happy as I am to be reunited with my babies and be in the comfort of my own bed, part of me wishes I was still on the sandy beaches of France. That week went by far too fast for my liking. How did you enjoy France? @hcmsworthx

I know what you mean. It's nice to be with your kids again, I feel the same way. But it was also nice to be away from everything for a little bit. And Marseille just really stole my heart. Such a lovely and beautiful place. Maybe if you're not too busy, you could always go there again, maybe take the kids with you and have a little family vacation. I enjoyed it very much. It was a much needed break.

Even though I was never cool enough to be in the Avengers, what do you say to a Marvel reunion at some point? You, me, Evans, Hiddleston, and whoever else wants to join. @hcmsworthx

Maybe not the Avengers but you did team up with a few other Spidermen and that was pretty cool. That was like the best multiverse team up ever! Nothing can top that anymore. Shut up, you've always been cool enough. Now that would be fun. Got to get Reynolds and Gyllenhaal involved too. Even Holland, but you know, got to keep the juice boxes ready then.

where the hell have you been lately? haven't heard one single peep out of you over the last little bit. do i need to be worried? are you here in france as well? if not you better be getting your butt over here asap. but seriously you okay? @hcmsworthx

don't use that foul mouth me, son! well, i was busy travelling all across the globe for this little movie called furiosa. and yeah, now i'm in france, enjoying a bit of a break. not that it was bad but i'm pretty sure anya got sick of me. i'm totally fine. aw, were you a bit worried about me there?

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I've got a really basic yet important question to ask: what's your favorite movie theater snack? I realized recently that I should probably upgrade my 'popcorn and a Coke icee' order. I've had it for as long as I can remember! @glamourstarters

If that is something you're good and comfortable with, then don't upgrade your order. A poporn and coke icee does sound pretty good. But mine? I don't know. It's been a while since I've been to the movies properly. Not including all these premieres. I guess I also just stick with popcorn. It's a classic.

I'm a little taken aback, as I wasn't expecting to make it onto so many of the "Top 5 Hottest Guys" lists. But please, keep the compliments coming. @glamourstarters

Taken aback? Come on mate, they all adore you Brits. But who can blame them though?! Look at you, you handsome fucker. Just make sure your ego doesn't get too big. That wouldn't be a good look.

i'm beginning to realize that i will never get away from the fanmade term that is stefussy. it was created during the vampire diaries days and it will continue on forever, it's even in the urban dictionary for goodness sake. i was walking down the street the other day and someone shouted it at me.... i just... why.... has anyone else had a term created after them? @glamourstarters

it might be because i haven't watched the show or just because i'm a little too old but i have no idea what you're talking about. what's this stefussy thing?

@glamourstarters

i really do. you wouldn't actually do that, i can very easily instruct my roommate not to let you enter the flat if that were the case. how in the world did you hear about that? nothing is running until may... i think... my brain's been scattered lately but once it's running i'll let you know.

and you think that a silly little door is going to keep me from barging in? come on tom, look at me. i could easily get in. tom holland is doing a play and you don't think that's world news? it's been on social media for weeks. you better because i do expect a full vip treatment and a good seat.