PallasQueer

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

sold by Cottone Auctions; website gives no date but my guess would be late 19th-early 20th cenury. east Asian or east Asian-inspired

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

venus of chillendorf

Magic is a non-renewable resource. The only reason modern scientists had considered it a myth is because the wizards of previous eras eventually exhausted it. That was until an oil rig breeched an untapped reservoir by accident.

A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.

Wait, are you telling me you know the Destroyer of Kingdoms? The evil being we've spent years fighting? "Do I know him? That jerk owes me money."

It was a global problem

So tell me, supposed time traveler, The young noble woman giggles mockingly, "what advice do you have for my life?" The time traveler responds with frustrated pity, "Just this- you might want to learn how to feed yourself and not rely on servants for survival."