Nothing beside remains

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

a surprising number of people are learning from this post that looksmaxxers are unironically fracturing their facial bones

#TEMPORARY AND SMALL JOY IS STILL JOY NONETHELESS   (via smokeandsong)