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max-worm

“Neil unplugged his phone on the way out and Andrew wouldn't let him into the car until he powered it on”

i'm imagining neil standing outside of the car, yanking on the door handle just to find it locked, and andrew in the drivers seat with his finger on the lock button. andrew waggles his phone at neil and neil rolls his eyes all dramatic, yanks on the door handle again, then finally gives in and turns his phone on

grimalditeuthis

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

pipshinwhatever

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

miketon

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

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thecollectibles

Art by Jakub Rebelka

teal-tealwren

there are only ghosts here

waitwhatwhat

One day, Kevin is looking for his favorite socks, the ones Neil keeps stealing. As he rummages through Neil's drawers, what he finds is not the damn socks but The Binder.

Neil and Andrew walk into the bedroom just a moment later to find Kevin flicking through the binder's pages, a deep frown on his face.

Neil freezes in shock. He very much stops breathing.

Andrew crosses his arms over his chest and leans a shoulder against the door's frame to watch the shit-show about to happen.

"Kevin... that's mine." Neil takes a step forward, hands reaching out to get his binder back.

Kevin evades him by lifting the binder over his head and out of reach.

"Neil, what is this?" he says, looking dangerously solemn.

"It's... It's not-"

"Sloppy work," Kevin cuts him with the tone he usually saves for bitchy exy feedbacks. "All the pictures are torn. Do you not know how to use scissors? Not that you seem to care, seeing how all the pages are crinkled... And why are there so many coffee spills everywhere? That's disgusting-"

And Kevin just. starts ranting.

Turns out, he is absolutely unfazed about Neil's stalker binder. He finds nothing creepy about it. He seems to believe this is a perfectly normal thing to do. (He is the Queen of exy after all. He is worthy of this kind of worshipping).

At some point during his endless diatribe, he goes to get his own binder (the one he made about Jeremy Knox) to show it to Neil:

"Look! This is proper work! This is nice and clean! That's how you do it!"

malekyla-001

Today the post is earlier because it's a day off <3

Andrew/Neil

So cute Neil and Andrew are canon above all else (=^=)

xotyx

Neil Josten would HATE the way everything is becoming tied to smartphones. What do you mean I need an app to pay for gas. To reload my bus pass. Instead of a room key at a hotel. Neil is fighting customer service workers to the death until they give him an alternative. They will need to pry his flip phone from his cold dead hands.

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wildflowerdraught

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

vampira-carmilla

Vampire dress by Christian Dior spring 1998.

heartofsenso

Fish men

puncertainty

a leap of faith !

uninterestedemby

They make me physically ill

ronnyly

If your Instagram is as filled with big dogs as mine is, you'll know that Kevin Day is just a big doggo

He's a cutie tiny baby little Great Dane that can knock you off with a hug🥰

Teeny tiny itsy bitsy Doberman that people are scared looking at in the eyes🤗

And if you have a big dog... yeah. Kevin is one.

Some kendrew photos:

Really it's them. Nora told me.

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neosatsuma

via @i-am-snowils-admiral

grumpypedant

I think a lot of people have trouble understanding transgender issues because they try to see themselves as trans, but come at it from the wrong direction. e. g. a cis woman tries to understand transness by going, “what if I felt like/wanted to be a man” when she should be approaching it as “what if I, a woman, was so easily mistaken for a man that I had to pretend to be one”,

And I think this is something to keep in mind and to explain away when trying to get these matters across to people who’re new to the idea.

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