vote me for president i will make every character aromatic

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

while i do enjoy 'blatantly obvious lies as a bit' as much as the next gal, i will always break keyfabe if someone needs clarification, because i know it can be hard to parse a joke sometimes, especially via a text-only medium

I wanna force Jeremy into one of those spiky vests people buy for their chihuahuas to protect them from like coyotes and hawks except the predator is Nora and I’m not a dog owner living in the city I’m like on the edge of the forest listening to the howling creep closer and closer every night

it's sad that the poll tourney trend ended three years ago because a) i liked being so invested in absolute nonsense and b) i really want to do a "favorite victims of fandom misogyny" or "favorite hated female character" tournament. i'm just really in the mood to see people passionately defend unfairly maligned women (fictional) in my notes. would anyone be into this? i might try to do it anyway, but also it's kind of a bummer to run a poll where only like three people are participating.

Neil is obsessed with Andrew’s biceps, and God help them all if he ever gets less shame than he already has (thanks for that). one day, while staring at the tight curve of Andrew’s bicep with wide blue eyes, he blurts out, “Choke me with it.” “What?” Andrew asks. and Neil finally tears his gaze away from the bicep, looks up at him in surprise, and replies, “What?”

do you ever wonder if kevin wonders whether or not he could actually score continuously and repeatedly against andrew if andrew actually gave it his all. if the answer is inconclusive do you think it ever bothers him because he works so hard and has trained for so long compared to andrew’s nothing #andrewsnothing