opening a fic seeing the author's note say "fuck the ec andrew can heal" and then immediately closing the fic

what they don't tell you about sex is that it doesn't have to involve sex

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

being a mess on main once in a while is necessary to keep your tumblrina liscence active tbh. they can revoke it otherwise

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

Andrew is frowning in his sleep. Neil knows that means he’s having a bad dream, so he reaches over and gently smooths the crease between Andrew’s brows with the tip of his finger. “I was sleeping,” Andrew mutters, his voice rough with drowsiness. “You were doing it wrong. Go back to sleep,” Neil tells him with naive sincerity, as though that were all it took to solve the problem. but Andrew doesn’t mind being woken up. If anything, he’s glad Neil did. this time, when he drifts back to sleep, he does so with the weight of Neil’s hand resting against his skin.

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."