When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood

Just so long as the vampire understands that those three guys in the park at night are probably drunk af so the quality of the blood won't be that great

That's how we— I mean they, the vampires, get white girl wasted actually

@anim-ttrpgs

One of the rarest type of autistic people that I've encountered is the Overly Confident Old Man. The type that exist at the centre of the venn-diagram of autistic traits and the old man insistence that everyone else is wrong. The kind who will insist that they don't take anything too literally, common phrases and figures of speech are fake nonsense that was just made up on the spot by whoever they're currently talking to. Insisting that he doesn't miss social cues, if he ever missed anything he would have noticed it by now. That no, he does not get "overstimulated by normal things", as none of the sounds and things that annoy him count as "normal". His wife does her cross-stitching needlework in the attic because he hates the sound of thread being pulled through fabric. His wife agrees that there is nothing odd about him, all men on his side of the family and hers are exactly like that.

Let me tell you, they are not rare in the least if you know a bunch of scientists.

shout out to my grandma who heard about how bad my mental health has been getting and asked my dad “well, have you tried taking him to the sea?” like you did to cure tuburculosis in the 1800s

This is so hard to get past but I promise you it is worth it. I went back to school at 26 and graduated at 29. I now have a great job that I love. Love doesn't end just because you age.

Guards! Seize this man, and take him out of context.

Right click -> save as -> my friend 🥰

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

i have this disease that makes me find it hot as fuck when a character's eyes glow as a warning when they're really angry or upset and about to use every last shred their power to absolutely waste the shit out of the target of their rage it's called having excellent taste

they are going to execute me in the town square for taking 19 days to respond to an important email

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

nothing makes you feel like more of a flop than not getting a phishing scam in your inbox even though the problem is apparently so prevalent that tumblr had to put out a site wide warning on everyone's dashboard

I went to scammer island and we all agreed we hate your pussy lmao