Rats!

It's the year 3003 and you've been selected as one of the pioneer settlers on an uninhabited desert planet, Calicosa. Prepare for a fresh start and assist Starpath Industries in crafting a world free from the clutches of the galactic government- a world where YOUR voice matters!*

Freedom and independence awaits!... Simply sign the contract and remember to receive your mandatory Starpath Health Monitor Utility Chip (SHMUC) injection. Given the planet's toxic atmosphere for most carbon-based life forms, meticulous health monitoring for every settler is of utmost importance. At Starpath, our top priority is the well-being of our employees; you are an integral part of our family!

*Lunch menu voting sessions are held each Sunday at 12pm in your local Starpath office.

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Calicosa Oupost is a fun and casual, 18+ ONLY, Sci-fi/Western Roleplay Server!

Mysterious Space anomalies! Gratuitous Violence! Robots! Sexy aliens! Rebel factions! Corporate greed! Sand! Cowboy hats!!

Come be a part of a friendly community and a vibrant and interactive world!

🔸 Read the News for in-world weather, bounties and events.

🔸 Interact freely in any of the descriptive public locations, or roleplay one-on-one with a friend in the private RP channels.

🔸 Create new characters, races, locations, and lore to be added to the world’s Encyclopedia!

🔸 Share all of your artwork, OCs, and memes! 

🔸 All RP and writing styles are welcome!

🔸 Inclusive and LGBTQ+ friendly!

🔸 Server may contain: depictions of trauma, very dark themes, and nuts.

🔸 Spectators are also welcome. 🧡

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You may enjoy Calicosa if you like:

Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Outer Worlds, Fallout: New Vegas, Space Dandy, Trigun, Borderlands

Join with the link below!

This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

It was actually $75.

Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.

EDIT: AS IN LINKING TO STUFF ISN'T GOING TO WORK. YOU CAN'T USE IT TO PERMANENTLY EMBED IMAGES IN AO3 OR TOYHOUSE OR WHAT HAVE YOU. THE LINKS THEMSELVES WILL EXPIRE AFTER 24 HOURS, BUT YOUR FILES AREN'T GOING TO BE DELETED FROM YOUR SERVERS

if you haven't noticed, copying a link for a file now appends special parameters to the end. these are a request signature, which indicates a specific request for that file. this request will expires after a few hours, so files will no longer be permanently available through a specific url.

while they are not currently necessary to view the file, they will be by the end of the year, assuming nothing changes.

please check that any websites you rely on are not hosting files through cdn.discordapp.com, and if they are, please archive those files through the IA using web.archive.org/save

thank you for your time

EDIT 2: I TOLD YOU SO