YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOOK BACK

Classic rock station heard playing all ten of local mans favorite songs back to back during the most stressful drive home of his life

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

t shirt that says “i have weird ideas about almost everything”

when your mutual makes some really cool shit and it reminds you that you are a human being among human beings and you too have the capacity to create cool shit

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

damn it's only wednesday?? ??? i need to get fucked within an inch of my life

I just drank 31 thousand beers

My name is john beer

Your middle name?

Love

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

I love the way the water makes circles around the rocks

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper