cryptid on the moon

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

Please stay

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose