I go on twitch, I do the streams

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

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explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

is it normal to eef freef

in sbubby it's as good as eef freef

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

i’m on onion rings right now

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert