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GOTTEM

this shit killed me wtf

Every fucking President needs to take a page out of her book.

Without the caption those weeks would still have been ahead of me

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

But at what cost

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

WHAT DID HE SAY???

fucking incredible

I like to rœck oöt

me on a first date

“ive connected the dots” “you didnt connect shit” “ive connected them” is by far the best thing to have come out of buzzfeed unsolved it is so incredibly funny. the poses. the confidence. i can feel the tone. its incredible. 

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

decadénce

First thing I ever wanted to truly tag

Slinky

i aspire to be this petty someday

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.