Random bullshit go

NEVER KILL YOURSELF . SOMETHING LESBIAN MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU SOON .

Im gay but the world ending & I'll prolly die young so I don't have 2 think of it too hard

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

Joy and whimsy detected! Duck Planet is joyful and whimsical 🦆

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

hey can u hold these for me (takes my tits out)

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ID. A paper painting of a white bear laying inside a cave as it looks to outside, surrounded by grass. The bear looks slightly tired and unhappy. The caption reads: "Sorry I can't seize the day. Maybe tomorrow..."]

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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