that's it. that's the whole story

very funny to me how there's not that many characters in phm to play with so the fandom's just been stealing characters from other movies. like yeah grace has a twin brother who's ryan gosling from a different movie. hell why not andy weir crossover mark watney's here too. let's throw markiplier in while we're at it.

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

@aurionsgoldeneye

there is no single argument against including trans women in sports that doesn't boil down to "women aren't supposed to be good at this" and it's fucking insane to me that every woman in the world isn't up in arms about the way this issue has laid institutional misogyny bare to the bone

[Image ID: Tumblr post from butchDog-md reading: you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls. /End ID]

Queer joy detected!

[Image ID: Text reading: viewing queer identities as "this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now" rather than "this is who I am, was, and always will be" will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one. /End ID]

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

“whoa” and “woah” is the same but also they are very different… only a select few are capable of understanding this nuanced topic….