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So you're telling me that there was a canonical girl kiss in this cartoon, and then they just didn't mention it anymore?

AHH okay okay!! i feel like per their modem iterations wally absolutely gets a vasectomy after linda gives birth to wade like no question omg. honestly early canon linda and just pre-johns linda in general i don’t really see as wanting to have kids? i think it makes sense for sure if wally accidentally gets her pregnant asdhjkdkl and i can see her just debating whether to keep them or not -> per johns canon (urgh) the zolomon arc where he causes linda to have a miscarriage happens -> also per johns canon (urghh) roughly nine months later wally goes back in time and prevents this (not entirely purposefully), meaning linda in the present gives birth to the twins after they reappear or whatever. but idk if she would actively make the choice to keep her children esp w the sliding timeline; her keeping wade is also kind of iffy for me tbh although less so bc she’s already had the twins !!!

also i think linda and wally should have more um. not exactly body horror but like struggles w their bodies’ agencies? like wally because speedster stuff etc he is literally (re terminal velocity arc my beloved) made out of speed force iirc like ohhh my god. give him issues!! and then linda is. okay im bullet pointing this & it’s all canon!!!

a Korean woman. i could probably stop here if i wanted to tbh!!

in her channel 4 job there’s that one page near the start of it, the flash (1987) #36 iirc?, where she’s having her makeup done and being given “helpful tips” on how to act and how she looks, ft the quote just enough to seem exotic, without being foreign that is genuinely one of the less worse parts of the dialogue. (it’s on purpose at least and presented as bad and goes so hardd)

she is occasionally in the messner-loebs run full on possessed by seamus the irish ghost who later turns out to be the kilg%re (or maybe was taken over by kilg%re ???)

all the amnesia arcs my gosh!! in the flash ‘87 there’s the wedding arc where abra kadabra makes everyone (*except bart, forgot why) forget she ever existed of course but also johns’ arc where everyone forgets wally’s identity!! and wayy later in rebirth she forgets wally’s & the twins’ & lowkey the whole post-crisis flashfam’s existence bc they don’t really exist!!

hunter zolomon FORCIBLY CAUSED A MISCARRIAGE and nine months later she gave birth to twins without warning & also they just appeared. like she wasn’t carrying them for so long and then they grew back in like five seconds???? hello this is a horror story!!!

oh wait i forgot she straight up died at one point bc the black flash killed her & then way went back in time and pulled her forward a week so she survived

adams’ run on the flash (2023) had her get pregnant again, this time actually carrying wade (which first time!!) and his speed somehow transferred to her during the time she was pregnant so she could be a speedster. like she got kind of randomly connected to the speedforce through a fetus who was growing in her body which means her physical biology may have changed? and also sudden secondhand speedforce connection!! like!!

the spurrier run had abra kadabra again, and he kind of took away most to all of linda’s actual feelings (which manifested into a sort of spirit (that found wally <3)) which was cool but also. oh my godddd.

also i might be forgetting some things too so like. insane things happening to her body and/or mind that are rarely followed up on in terms of aftereffects which is WILD!!! also not really a headcanon but i miss her sunday morning show i wish she’d get it back