There is a Templar... Loose... in Kirkwall

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] she is so strange. And off-putting

Knights are very similar to working breeds and react well to phrases like "behave" and "down" and "good boy."

guards! edge that knight.

we all got that one losing dog we love to bet on

Edmund Dantès Count of Monte Cristo is the Wario to Jean Valjean Les Mis' Mario

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy