this here be a mess

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

Traumacore edit of me at my white collar cubicle job with health insurance as though I have a goddamn thing to complain about in this stupid world

Work imploded halfway through my manager being off for 3 weeks, yesterday a guy started following me in the street in broad daylight and to top it all off there is a dead mouse in the trap in my bedroom #Yup #ImGoingToBecomeTheJoker

It's my birthday next week and I'm going to need things to start hitting an upwards trajectory again soon

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests