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had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

would you take the scenic route with me or do you have places to be

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

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you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

okay first of all unclench your jaw