out of the castle and into the twilight

jiggle, my sons

I was Gordo

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

this is some Lemony Snicket shit right here

Azula was one of the best written static characters on ATLA

And they wanted me to believe Zuko weak ass could beat my queen ? TUH

they had to make her have a mental breakdown to give Zuzu the edge smh

*prepares thinkpiece on ATLA*

Ummmmm? The most powerful female character was blind though and didn’t have a mental breakdown?

Not powerful enough to stop her top lip from looking like the crust of a beef patty but ok. Why you so loud for ?

O m g

Things are heating up in the Avatar fandom

I just love that there were enough ridiculously powerful female characters in the show that we can have arguments like this.

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best