ur just jealous that the vampire queen likes how i look in her long dead daughters childhood clothes

im going to explode in the kiln

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

& Then a weird guy appear

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

"I created Hot Wings as a sort of- Hmm.. Narrative foil, to Pizza" -The writer and director of Food

alright this is a hold up. put the pussy in the scarmophogoghs and nobody gets hurt.

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.