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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

It's funny how humans are biologically driven to pet anything which sometimes overrides our instinct of "You probably shouldn't pet that big predator/poisonous creature."

just saw a badly translated product page that referred to an espresso maker as a "high pressure bean milking agent" and I think we should replace all AI tools on the internet with whatever wrote that

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can I fucking help you??

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

electric violin just broke :))))))

when i went to yamaha it was spookily empty except for this one salesperson and he couldn't answer any of my questions because by his own admission he didn't really know anything about musical instruments. i'm not trying to rag on him here, but i do feel like a lack of knowledge about musical instruments is maybe a bit of an impedence when you work in a shop that exclusively sells musical instruments.

multiple characters, nodding sagely at Aral Vorkosigan and Cordelia: ah yes, of course, he solved the problem of being bisexual by marrying a woman who wears pants