burrito and the diamonds

When kids play Pokemon and only ever use their starter so that it's like level 80 by the time they reach the end of the game and only let it learn pure attack moves that's the realest way to play Pokemon .Beast mode

By the end of Pokemon Pearl my party was literally like a lvl 70 something Torterra and some bullshit. I think I had a bidoof

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

the enemy drank water today. did you?

I have GOT to stop spending $30

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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