Yiff Bucket

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

hitching my bra straps with my thumbs and moving my hands up and down like an old timey mayor with his suspenders

I do have a soft spot for Star Trek Enterprise. Something about its '00s futurism sensibilities appeals to me. Like futures based on the Shuttle and the ISS, where the driving force of where we go is where science leads us, and where curiosity urges us to explore. All of Star Trek has that to an extend but the early setting gives starfleet the feel of, on an interstellar scale, a kid trying to make a phone out of tin cans and string and flipping over every cool rock they find to see what bugs are under it. Those are the instincts I want to lead the future.