Yiff Bucket

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Ever heard of insomnia?

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

I could really do with a reward or incentive

knuckle tats that say doggy dogy kitty pupy

every once in a while i will feel a great pressure to exist, but then i just have to sit back and relax and remind myself 'oh wait, you already exist without even trying. GOOD JOB.' i think this realization can be a huge relief