i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

Isn’t it interesting how a form of privilege (being rich or white) will cancel out a form of oppression (misogyny) when it comes to women, but when it comes to men, it's the opposite? A form of oppression (being poor, disabled, gay, black, etc) will cancel out a form of privilege (being a man)? 🤔🤔🤔

at least in nyc, for the price of one set of acrylic nails, you could instead go to the beach by subway every single saturday for the entire summer. alternatively you could go see three movies in the theater, or take yourself out for a couple cozy dinners, or cap off the workday with live jazz every night for an entire work week, or visit two or three medium sized museums. you could also just save it. sock it away for an emergency. or buy a weirdass vintage lamp or something. you have options, when it comes to treating yourself. nobodys saying you can't have fun. just think about what more you could do for the same damn price as crippling your hands costs. you'll be absolutely amazed at what you find.

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

is anyone imagining a dog with a propeller hat on

it's nice to see ppl peaking but also a bit ego bruising that you were able to no scope the pseudo-science of gender identity 12 years ago and got labeled a terf, but now when other people say it cause they're peaking now ppl will be like wow....why was no one talking about this. well I, a normal and not hateful woman, was talking about it. but history will not remember me. oh well. <3

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them