Professional Otaku

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

I do the same at the theater. I always say “enjoy your movie” and they almost always say “thanks you too” and it’s so great to watch the different reactions because some people will walk back to me and explain what they meant and it’s so great

“OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

Oscar worthy

Yeah, someone get that penguin an oscar

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

Pikachu ‘bout to get lit af

This is feminism

Why did he put on like three different hats

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

got a hot bottom

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

i love 13 year olds