Massage Sloth

Oh buds, this new massage channel is so good. Like, subscribe, create a summoning circle for more excellent content!

New video! Hopefully it doesn’t attract a bunch of weird comments 🤠

Here’s how I work with the hip flexors. Psoas, iliacus, TFL, those guys. I demonstrate slow and gentle work, with a couple of more direct strategies for the crossfitters who want you to GET IN THERE BROTHER. I love crossfitters, I really do, but y’all are nuts.

New video! This one goes to weird places. Join me, won’t you?

New video: Myofascial release for "tech neck." Also, how does Tumblr work? Am I allowed to just crosspost my videos here, or is that seen as a dick move? Should I be using it more like LiveJournal? I am a 41-year-old man, so yes, that is my most recent cultural touchpoint. 

Myofascial release for "that damn spot.” That dreadful little gremlin that sits just to the inside of your shoulder blade (or maybe feels deep to it) and how to coax it back to slumber.

New massage video! How to sit more during massage. I take being lazy very seriously.

New video: How to use your thumbs for massage!

Hey look, another video with no massage in it! This one’s a guided meditation for sleep. I think it came out pretty nice, and I’d love to hear whether it actually does what it says on the tin.

This one’s weird. Why did I make a self-massage video for singers? Who is this for, like ten people?! Anyway, just getting my feet wet. Guided meditation for sleep coming soon, the next in my “why won’t he just make massage videos” series!

New(ish) video: How to succeed at a massage franchise. Use these tips to be happier as you plot your eventual escape!

How to deal with that “this massage sucks my client hates me” feeling. It’s false, and that’s time that you could be spending writing the next blockbuster YA novel in your head!

Behold as I massage my abdomen and talk about the concept of self-directed kindness and non-judgment! Also behold my pandemic hair.

I made a new video about how to end a massage, and I can’t WAIT for the unique and hilarious jokes in the YT comments section! 🙃

At long last I have distilled all of my wisdom into six tips. Now I can finally return to my true passion: The hunt for Atlantis.