you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

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Do you actually think doctor who is dead
Yeah, it’s not coming back
No, the show will return eventually
No, I don’t think the show will be back but there’s still other doctor who
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And I better not see any hate about the cancellation directed at Ncuti, Millie, Varada, and since I know what people are like, let's add Jodie as well
that whole "make your characters want things" does so much work for you in a story, even if what your characters want is stupid and irrelevant, because how people go about pursuing their desires tells you about them as a person.
do they actually move toward what they desire? how far are they willing to go for it? do they pursue their desires directly or indirectly? do they acquire what they desire through force, trickery, or negotiation? do they tell themselves they aren't supposed to feel desire and suppress it? does the suppressed desire wither away and die, or does it mutate and grow even stronger? is the initially expressed desire actually an inadequate and poorly translated different desire that they lack language for? does the desire change once the language has been updated, or when new experiences outline the desire more clearly? do they want something else once they have better words for it, or once they know that they definitely don't want something they thought they wanted before?
how does the world accommodate those desires? what does the world present to your character and in what order to update and clarify their desires? how does your magic system or sci-fi device correspond to those desires and the pursuit of them?
there's so much good story meat on those bones; you just have to be brave and decisive enough to let characters want specific things instead of letting them float in the current of the plot.
and I loved the responses of “Well, my character is very passive and doesn’t know how to want things, the story is about their process of learning to do that exactly”, because that’s fine, that’s all well and good, but passive people still want things. passive human beings who have been so thoroughly neglected that the articulation of a single desire is beyond them want what their internal sphere of control tells them they are allowed to want. they desire constancy and a lack of conflict. they desire nostalgic artifacts that remind them of prior constancy and lack of conflict. the desire to float is an engineered desire that runs in conflict with the development of a happy healthy human being. Who engineered it? How do you begin to chip away at something like that? How do small, passive desires lead up to that?

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Important Announcement!
I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.
Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.
Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)
The Master will also be in every episode.
Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.
The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot
Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.
I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.
I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.
The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.
The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.
And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time
The Show’s now called Master Who.
It’s my show now.
Unfortunately the BBC will not let me change the rating, but they said if I can get the ratings up they’ll let me revive the Clangers. I hope you’ll enjoy my run. If not, the whole planet will blow up :)
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Dentro de Imperio es imposible saber si alguien te está mirando o no, si les gustas o te odian… Pero todo el mundo aquí dentro me prestó atención cuando cogí esa pistola y disparé. Y fue perfecto
Ohhh, Bianca. En eso se convierte la gente en Imperio. En espectáculo, en una cosa a la que mirar. Y eso te hizo sentir poderosa. Porque no sabrás qué es lo que los testigos piensan de ti, pero si conseguiste que todo el mundo en Imperio te prestara atención, no hay manera de que los testigos no lo hicieran también, ¿no?