COCAIN AND ABEL

The first meeting 

At least once. 

Why live alone?

You always know what you’re walking into. (a floor full of sunny side up underwear? Who cares. They’re yours.)

Running from the bathroom to the kitchen with no pants on because you ran out of toilet paper and need a paper towel? Who cares. No one else is there to witness.

Doing everything in bed? Who cares, no one is there to judge you.

Inviting your boyfriend over so he can walk in and all you’re wearing is a silky Merona red robe from Target? Who cares, because he definitely doesn’t.

Eating Punch Pizza like a caveman? Who cares, it tastes better when you are aggressive about it.

Everyone, you must live alone in your 20s. 

Vintage studio apartment