Alien

Trinity's situationship is becoming distant and uninterested meanwhile Dennis' situationship is asking him to move into his house so that he can go kill himself in peace. The disaster twins.

If Trinity Santos, aka “in my experience the best way to get over pain is to ignore it and think of something positive yes this is normal”, aka “I have trauma related to sexual assault so I threatened to murder a pedophile on the job”, aka “my childhood friend killed herself “, aka “I’m an asshole to everyone lol”, aka “ugh I don’t want you to be homeless or whatever so I guess you can move in with me guy I met 15 hours ago, not that I want you too. you’re not allowed to say no.”, aka “you can blame your mistake on me, people hate me anyways so it doesn’t matter if I get in trouble” was a man, she’d be Dean Winchester levels of popular.

I’m still not over Whitaker never being home cos he thinks he’s a burden and Santos thinking he’s never home because she’s a burden.

my beautiful dictator with a disorder 🥹💕

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

Hubris to think you COULD abuse bees

I think that if you see a balrog in an unlocked kitty kennel then you can assume that it wants to be there

It is so fucking bold of you to link the exact same paywalled book thirteen times in your reblog to throw people off the fact that you're using one source from 1859.

I don't think there's ever been a funnier vegan response in the history of this hell site. This is actual gold. If you cited an argument like this in a first year undergrad intro to bio module, then your lecturer would be legally entitled to fire you out of a cannon. I think I'm dying

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

its always fucking EATING you eat food and then you get hungry again and you eat food and then you have to eat more food and you run out of food so you buy food and you have to eat the food again WHEN DOES IT END