Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

Your dad makes affronts to god

catholic school teachers grading shit like

A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this

I can see this image with my eyes closed